What is Cottage Cheese?
1.
Visible and pronounced cellulite
She shouldn't be wearing spandex with cottage cheese like that.
2.
Discharge from a woman's vagina during a
"She needs some Monistat to get rid of that cottage cheese."
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3.
A woman's ass that is large, jiggly, and contains stretch-marks.
That stripper had a bad case of cottage cheese. probably because she eats too much of the stuff.
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4.
when somethin just AINT right, like you aint be feelin it all dat much u kno??
shorty up in da club dancin wit her tampon string hangin out ..shieeet DATS COTTAGE CHEESE!!!!
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5.
A fat, ugly, and old white guy who can't stop downing the big macs and weighs a hundred pounds, which makes his skin look all saggy. So it looks like cottage cheese.
Example 1:
Guy one: Ew look at that fat guy downing big macs!
Guy two: He's got some major cottage cheese.
Example two
Guy one: OMG! that fat ugly white guy in the speedo has some major cottage cheese!
Guy one: That fat ugly
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6.
A think white substance that accumulates in the vaginal area due to uncleanliness. It has the appearance of cottage cheese.
All of the guys were scared to sleep with Lara because she had a bad case of cottage cheese.
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7.
white residue found on an unwashed penis, very smelly
yes I suck cock but I don't eat cottage cheese