Cottage Cheese Cum

What is Cottage Cheese Cum?


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The thick, nasty, lumpy, cum you gurgle out your dick the day after a bout of heavy drinking. Presumably caused by dehydration.

I had a major hangover and when i beat off I spewed out some serious cottage cheese cum. I got some on my hand and licked it off. It tasted like spoiled buttermilk.

See sperm, semen, jizz, spooge, morningwood


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