Cottage Cum

What is Cottage Cum?

When the off product of sexual activity after orgasm is chunky, like cottage cheese.

Everything was going great until she cottage cummed all over my backpack...not cool man.

See chunky, cum, orgasm, climax, cheese, semen

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