Cottage Job

What is Cottage Job?


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A blow job given with a mouth full of cottage cheese.

"Kenny Chesney enjoys a good cottage job from his friend Pat"

"I said a cottage job! Here's some 2% you whore, now get to work I'm spending my entire paycheck for you to suck my dick with cottage cheese."

Indian Man: "Marrry Kait and Ashley Olsen would give greet cottage jobs yes yes."

American Man: "What the fuck are you talking about?"

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