What is Cottage Job?
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A blow job given with a mouth full of cottage cheese.
"Kenny Chesney enjoys a good cottage job from his friend Pat"
"I said a cottage job! Here's some 2% you whore, now get to work I'm spending my entire paycheck for you to suck my dick with cottage cheese."
Indian Man: "Marrry Kait and Ashley Olsen would give greet cottage jobs yes yes."
American Man: "What the fuck are you talking about?"
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