What is Cottaging?
1.
Discreet acts of buggery performed in a toilet cubicle. Often anonymous.
"Ross and Howard were cottaging in the downstairs bogs the other day. I wasn't shocked to find them at it though; I suspected them all along."
2.
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
3.
the persuit of homosexual "Acts" of an anonymous nature in pubilc lavatories via a small and well crafted hole in the cubicle wall to ensure
"Please excuse me a second Nathanial, I'm going to check out the cottaging facilities"
"Ow" exclaimed Bowden "My Japseye seems to contain an angry splinter. I know i should have sanded the cottaging hole"
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4.
the act of cumming in a girls vagina and continuing the pumping action. This churns the cum into a cottage cheese like substance.
Tasmin was really horny the other night so her boyfriend decided a cottaging was in order.
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5.
To patronise Chicken Cottage, a UK fast food chain specialising in competitively priced fried chicken products.
Zaf really wanted to go cottaging, he needed the fried goodness of chicken cottage after that sweaty workout!
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6.
British/Canadian term for going to the cottage, chalet or camp located in a rural or semi-rural area.
We're going cottaging for the long weekend.
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Cottaging, the act of standing in a plastic bag whilst acts of buggery are performed on you by another in a public convenience cubicle.
We caught some dirty buggers cottaging in the bogs in the park last night.
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