What is Cottleston Pie?
1.
A pie that is mentioned by Winnie the Pooh Bear in his philosophical piece, the Tao of Pooh. Used by him as a response to various riddles including, "Why does a chicken, I don't know why." So use this as an answer to anything.
Example: Joe- How do you use these condoms?
Mary- Cottleston, cottleston, cottleston pie.
Teacher- What is the square root of 56.9?
Student- Cottleston pie.
Dood- What is the meaning of life, the universe,
and everything?
Me- 42 cottleston pies.
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