What is Cotton Balls?
1.
When a mans balls are dried up of semen from lots of fucking and/or sucking
"That bitch gave me a mean pair of cotton balls, and it hurts so good."
"I'll just find some girl and ask her to give me a pair of cotton balls."
"It's like smokin' weed...with your balls." -Rob
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2.
The dreaded final stage of "Beer Nuts".
"When my beer nuts turn to cotton balls, I'll be heading home to you."
3.
Term originating in response to pictures seen on the website facebook which very commonly contain college-age white kids of a very boring nature, all of whom are identically dressed (solid color t-shrit featuring school name, jeans, ponytails on girls) and participating in identical activities (drinking from red dixie cups, posing in front of landmarks while traveling).
The analogy between facebook suburbanites and cotton balls is drawn because both are white, come in large numbers, are all nearly exact replicas of each other, are fairly featureless and lacking definition, but are usually soft and pleasant, though boring, to be around.
Randy: "So how was that party at the dormitory last night? Did you meet any interesting individuals?"
Jeff: "Nope. We just drank pabst blue ribbon tall-boys, wore clothing from Hollister, quoted our favorite illegally downloaded movies, refused to agree on which "indy" band was the best, and then later we watched Family Guy dvds. It was a whole bunch of cotton balls"
Randy: "Trés lame"
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