Cotton Boats

What is Cotton Boats?

When too many tampons (also called tampoons) get flushed down the toilet causing the sewer drain to become bloodied and clogged.

"One time Donna spent the weekend and flushed too many cotton boats down our toilet."

See tampoons, cotton, rotten, tampon, flushed

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