What is Cotton Carl?
1.
Pooping into a sock and then hitting somebody with it.
Joe was being a deuche so I gave him a cotton carl.
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2.
To shit in a sock (prefferably a toob sock) and then swinging the sock hitting someone in the face
I gave Ryan a cotton carl because he was being a jackass.
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n. A comical, drunken attempt at combat.
Those two blokes at the bar got into some pisticuffs.
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