What is Cotton Condom?
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Using a sock (or similar article of clothing) as a way to prevent a spillage of seed. Used exclusively with masturbating males whom create quite the mess.
"John used a cotton condom the other day so he didn't get cum all over his new sheets."
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Yet another slang term for male genitalia, but twee and camp rather than vulgar.
"If you show me your boobs I'll show you me ..
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A balding old man, who generally works in retail
My manager is a right zipperdyrms.
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