What is Cotton Dick?
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Your dick after using bad toilet paper to clean off seamen from masturbating. The paper deteriorates leaving fuzzy white remnants, making your penis covered in cotton.
Guy: Dude I jerked it like three times today and now I have the worst cotton dick
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What some Policemen call themselves to sound more professional, fancier, or somehow more important.
-Or because they're ashamed..
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1. The instant and massive bowel movement caused by eating at Chartwells. See "Ass Coffee"
I had to run from the dining hall ..
