What is Cotton Dick?
1.
Your dick after using bad toilet paper to clean off seamen from masturbating. The paper deteriorates leaving fuzzy white remnants, making your penis covered in cotton.
Guy: Dude I jerked it like three times today and now I have the worst cotton dick
See
Random Words:
1.
what people say when they really gotta crap! (i thought that was so self-explanatory)
i really gotta crap!..
1.
The depression directly connected to not being able to beta test for halo 3 or other games. :'(
Mom: whats the matter son?
son: B..