What is Cotton Dick?
1.
Your dick after using bad toilet paper to clean off seamen from masturbating. The paper deteriorates leaving fuzzy white remnants, making your penis covered in cotton.
Guy: Dude I jerked it like three times today and now I have the worst cotton dick
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the state of being crumpt or otherwise off tha' hook; action proceeding the jump off
Let's hit up that ho at the club and get..