What is Cotton Dick?
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Your dick after using bad toilet paper to clean off seamen from masturbating. The paper deteriorates leaving fuzzy white remnants, making your penis covered in cotton.
Guy: Dude I jerked it like three times today and now I have the worst cotton dick
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1. The act of putting your balls over someone elses eyes
and farting in their mouth.
Last night, Johnny gave Adam a fuzzy musket!
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Will you have sex with me?
Hey, I was just wondering.n I paint you baby blue?
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