What is Cotton Dick?
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Your dick after using bad toilet paper to clean off seamen from masturbating. The paper deteriorates leaving fuzzy white remnants, making your penis covered in cotton.
Guy: Dude I jerked it like three times today and now I have the worst cotton dick
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A swift hardy foot or fist to the gonads. Resulting in pain and distress
Person 1: Higgsie is spending 2 weeks in ICU
Person 2: Why?
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