What is Cotton Dick?
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Your dick after using bad toilet paper to clean off seamen from masturbating. The paper deteriorates leaving fuzzy white remnants, making your penis covered in cotton.
Guy: Dude I jerked it like three times today and now I have the worst cotton dick
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When a guy sneaks around the party to bit the ass of girls in attendance.
Damn that Donovan, he's doing the baracuda to every fema..