Cotton Dick

What is Cotton Dick?


1.

Your dick after using bad toilet paper to clean off seamen from masturbating. The paper deteriorates leaving fuzzy white remnants, making your penis covered in cotton.

Guy: Dude I jerked it like three times today and now I have the worst cotton dick

See masturbating, dick, seamen, cotton, fuzzy


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