Cotton Dick

What is Cotton Dick?


1.

Your dick after using bad toilet paper to clean off seamen from masturbating. The paper deteriorates leaving fuzzy white remnants, making your penis covered in cotton.

Guy: Dude I jerked it like three times today and now I have the worst cotton dick

See masturbating, dick, seamen, cotton, fuzzy


37

Random Words:

1. Best, most badass Christmas movie ever made. Played over and over and over during the holidays. Characters include Ralphie, his retarded..
1. Dope/Cool ass kids referring to : Kirsten Adam Crystle Alyssa 1. Hey look its Kaca!!! 2. I wish i could join Kaca! See wicked cool, j..
1. It's a black dude - could be a security guard or cop that works in a store and he heavily flirts with all the girls there making th..