What is Cotton Dick?
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Your dick after using bad toilet paper to clean off seamen from masturbating. The paper deteriorates leaving fuzzy white remnants, making your penis covered in cotton.
Guy: Dude I jerked it like three times today and now I have the worst cotton dick
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Stripper , prostitute that will give you the whole package for under one hundred dollars
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To urge one to think realistically and recognize an outlandish statement as a lie.
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