Cotton Dick

What is Cotton Dick?


1.

Your dick after using bad toilet paper to clean off seamen from masturbating. The paper deteriorates leaving fuzzy white remnants, making your penis covered in cotton.

Guy: Dude I jerked it like three times today and now I have the worst cotton dick

See masturbating, dick, seamen, cotton, fuzzy


37

Random Words:

1. describes any human being who is a sychosimatic,drunk,drug abusing individual that kisses dudes on the regular dude after about 10 bour..
1. An abbreviation of Smash Brothers Brawl 3. Guy 1:Dude, SMW is so much better than SMB3! Guy 2:Dude, like, no way! SMB3 pwns!!! See ma..
1. the state of being crumpt or otherwise off tha' hook; action proceeding the jump off Let's hit up that ho at the club and get..