Cotton Eyed Joe

What is Cotton Eyed Joe?

1.

The ultimate Rednecksong.

As for normal people: Has a catchy tune but gets annoying after like, the 20 first seconds.

If it hadnt been for Cotton eyed joe,

I'd been married long time ago.

Where did you come from, where did you go?

Where did you come from, Cotton eyed joe?

If it hadnt been for cotton-eyed joe...

See redneck, joe, techno, country music

2.

Is not an exhausting redneck dance, but in fact, a highly contagious STD.

"If it hadn't been for cotton eyed Joe, I'd been married a long time ago..."

See std, cotton, eyed, joe, redneck

3.

wack ass woman thief

"i would have been wed several times as of now, had it not been for cotton eyed joe"

See player, pimp, asshole
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