What is Cotton Heads?
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Dumbass old people with white hair that buy Buicks and drive 25mph on the freeway, and come to Dr's appts. and ask f'ing retarded questions. Like "Who should I put down for emergency contact?" How the FUCK would I know?
"Sorry I'm late coming back from lunch, I was stuck behind some cottonheads pulling out of the Denny's parking lot."
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The act of performing oral sexon a woman by inserting a straw procured from a conveinence store fountain drink station into her vaginaan..
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getting a hard on and sticking it into a bag or bucket of ice. keep the hard on by watching some porn or have your woman keep you hard. ..
