What is Cotton Heads?
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Dumbass old people with white hair that buy Buicks and drive 25mph on the freeway, and come to Dr's appts. and ask f'ing retarded questions. Like "Who should I put down for emergency contact?" How the FUCK would I know?
"Sorry I'm late coming back from lunch, I was stuck behind some cottonheads pulling out of the Denny's parking lot."
Random Words:
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Fecal matter that contains an excessive amount of water or other liquids. Otherwise known as "pissing out of your ass".
After..
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A German swear that is an appropriate replacement for damn, god dammit, fuck, and/or shit.
Spritzenburgh: Jeez-a-crackers, ho! You rea..
