What is Cotton Heads?
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Dumbass old people with white hair that buy Buicks and drive 25mph on the freeway, and come to Dr's appts. and ask f'ing retarded questions. Like "Who should I put down for emergency contact?" How the FUCK would I know?
"Sorry I'm late coming back from lunch, I was stuck behind some cottonheads pulling out of the Denny's parking lot."
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to evacuate one's bowels (i.e. to take a shit) esp. when one expects it will be particularly foul.
Sam: I need to go kill a fish.
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When you're having sex with a girl in reverse cow girl position and then she gets up and shits on your dick. Then you cum on your o..