What is Cotton Monkey?
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A small piece of cotton from your boxer shorts that becomes tangled in your sweaty arse hairs and swings around like a monkey in the jungle. Usually found after sport or other strenuous activities. The cheeky buggers often interfere with arse wiping after ones shit.
Thommo had found some mean cotton monkeys when he wiped his arse.
Random Words:
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this word is when Urban Dictionary chooses tha best word produced from thee public and makes it word of tha day.
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Slang for injecting heroin.
I drove through the streets for hours looking for my son, but when I found him, he was already getting nail..
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one who obsesses over the female's reproductive system, mainly the cunt.
Billy is a fuckin cunt junkie.
See cunt monkey..
