What is Cotton Monkey?
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A small piece of cotton from your boxer shorts that becomes tangled in your sweaty arse hairs and swings around like a monkey in the jungle. Usually found after sport or other strenuous activities. The cheeky buggers often interfere with arse wiping after ones shit.
Thommo had found some mean cotton monkeys when he wiped his arse.
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A low class whore, raking in the pennies like an 80's arcade machine.
Also refered to as a Spare-Changer.
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A game that is played in a car in which the object is to spot a yellow car, yell "Yellow Car", and the last person to hit the ..
