What is Cotton Monkey?
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A small piece of cotton from your boxer shorts that becomes tangled in your sweaty arse hairs and swings around like a monkey in the jungle. Usually found after sport or other strenuous activities. The cheeky buggers often interfere with arse wiping after ones shit.
Thommo had found some mean cotton monkeys when he wiped his arse.
Random Words:
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something that is weird or doesn't make any sense
That's mojo beian.
See Nicole..
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Fake Tan or the orange shit that self-obsessed insecure women smear all over themselves to try to make themselves more attractive to men..
