What is Cotton Monkey?
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A small piece of cotton from your boxer shorts that becomes tangled in your sweaty arse hairs and swings around like a monkey in the jungle. Usually found after sport or other strenuous activities. The cheeky buggers often interfere with arse wiping after ones shit.
Thommo had found some mean cotton monkeys when he wiped his arse.
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A man that is pussy whipped
Mike is such a turtle waxer. He ditched us to go shopping with his girlfriend.
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A two-fingered poke in the eyes(one finger per eye) of an enemy.
Not to be confused with a Dorset Elbow Suprise.
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