What is Cotton Monkey?
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A small piece of cotton from your boxer shorts that becomes tangled in your sweaty arse hairs and swings around like a monkey in the jungle. Usually found after sport or other strenuous activities. The cheeky buggers often interfere with arse wiping after ones shit.
Thommo had found some mean cotton monkeys when he wiped his arse.
Random Words:
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To ask for something or a piece of something from someone.
Them chips is good, lemmegetthatupatchya...
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when you are hanging out/ dating someone and someone, normally related to you walks in and sees you doing something, you probably should..
