What is Cotton Monkey?
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A small piece of cotton from your boxer shorts that becomes tangled in your sweaty arse hairs and swings around like a monkey in the jungle. Usually found after sport or other strenuous activities. The cheeky buggers often interfere with arse wiping after ones shit.
Thommo had found some mean cotton monkeys when he wiped his arse.
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done or fixed half-assed
"man, our whole house is jimmy rigged. look, we have duct tape to fix the hole in the ceiling."
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someone who searches the ground or floor looking for crack rocks.
did you see that guy at teds house? what a rock crawler! he has been ..
