What is Cotton Monkey?
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A small piece of cotton from your boxer shorts that becomes tangled in your sweaty arse hairs and swings around like a monkey in the jungle. Usually found after sport or other strenuous activities. The cheeky buggers often interfere with arse wiping after ones shit.
Thommo had found some mean cotton monkeys when he wiped his arse.
Random Words:
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cockney rhyming slang for an attractive female. Comes from the slag: cunt
1: Mate, u see that bumble and grunt alk in?
2: indeed mate,..
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Where an individual must make quick time to a rest room to relieve himself, but is in such a state where he must clench his upper thighs..
