What is Cotton Monkey?
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A small piece of cotton from your boxer shorts that becomes tangled in your sweaty arse hairs and swings around like a monkey in the jungle. Usually found after sport or other strenuous activities. The cheeky buggers often interfere with arse wiping after ones shit.
Thommo had found some mean cotton monkeys when he wiped his arse.
Random Words:
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Used for calling someone gay.
"he looks likes he eats quiche"
"you quiche eater!"
See batty boy, gay, homo, poof..
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Proper Noun)
The best marijuana in exsistance.
Usage: Dan has the digity dank.
See dank, chronic, sticky icky, kind bud, bud..
