What is Cotton Monkey?
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A small piece of cotton from your boxer shorts that becomes tangled in your sweaty arse hairs and swings around like a monkey in the jungle. Usually found after sport or other strenuous activities. The cheeky buggers often interfere with arse wiping after ones shit.
Thommo had found some mean cotton monkeys when he wiped his arse.
Random Words:
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A mixture of symbols on the keyboard that looks similar to Kirby From Nintendo. used by forum users in their signatures
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those strange people that put more than one definition for a word.
usually their own word which nobody else has looked at and there ar..
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When someone has massive pock marks on thier face. Compared to the rough pitted surface of a buffalo nickel.
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