What is Cotton Monkey?
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A small piece of cotton from your boxer shorts that becomes tangled in your sweaty arse hairs and swings around like a monkey in the jungle. Usually found after sport or other strenuous activities. The cheeky buggers often interfere with arse wiping after ones shit.
Thommo had found some mean cotton monkeys when he wiped his arse.
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shoes. a clean pair, you keep them looking fresh. a pair of shoes that are prised like when you were little and only had one pair.
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The sleepy feeling you experience after eating a meal.
'I just ate lunch and now i have eat sleeps'
See eat, sleep, lunch, d..
