What is Cotton Monkey?
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A small piece of cotton from your boxer shorts that becomes tangled in your sweaty arse hairs and swings around like a monkey in the jungle. Usually found after sport or other strenuous activities. The cheeky buggers often interfere with arse wiping after ones shit.
Thommo had found some mean cotton monkeys when he wiped his arse.
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A term for someone who stuck their dick in a jar of Jif brand peanut butter.
"What did you do on saturday?"
"I dicked m..
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Money, Cash, dough...etc, etc.
If you watch the episode of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air where Will trys to get a contract for Ashley's ..
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to be uterly startled by what just came out of the mouth of the crackhead sitting next to you. in other words.
WTF did u just say?
ale..
