What is Cotton Monkey?
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A small piece of cotton from your boxer shorts that becomes tangled in your sweaty arse hairs and swings around like a monkey in the jungle. Usually found after sport or other strenuous activities. The cheeky buggers often interfere with arse wiping after ones shit.
Thommo had found some mean cotton monkeys when he wiped his arse.
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A Man's sugar turf is 'his' girls if you know what I mean.
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male genitals that have been dirtied by access to the renal areas of a humans or animals body.
Did you just dirty pine that racoon!?
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