What is Cotton Monkey?
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A small piece of cotton from your boxer shorts that becomes tangled in your sweaty arse hairs and swings around like a monkey in the jungle. Usually found after sport or other strenuous activities. The cheeky buggers often interfere with arse wiping after ones shit.
Thommo had found some mean cotton monkeys when he wiped his arse.
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A great set of tits.
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a person who has shit for brains.
bryle is such a feces cranium!..
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Used in ancient history, about 10 years ago, to instruct menial workers to collect fuel for timber burning stoves. The "drift"..
