What is Cotton Monkey?
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A small piece of cotton from your boxer shorts that becomes tangled in your sweaty arse hairs and swings around like a monkey in the jungle. Usually found after sport or other strenuous activities. The cheeky buggers often interfere with arse wiping after ones shit.
Thommo had found some mean cotton monkeys when he wiped his arse.
Random Words:
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Something that goes along with fail,
to make it something close to an epic fail
A: Whats 2 + 2?
B: 44
A: ... Would you like a buck..
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the sound a motorcycle makes
in a sentance: arungdungdungdung arungdungdung..
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Going to the store to buy some food for the house.
Me and the wife are making groceries tonight.
See groceries, making, store, food..
