What is Cotton Monkey?
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A small piece of cotton from your boxer shorts that becomes tangled in your sweaty arse hairs and swings around like a monkey in the jungle. Usually found after sport or other strenuous activities. The cheeky buggers often interfere with arse wiping after ones shit.
Thommo had found some mean cotton monkeys when he wiped his arse.
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The act of cleaning the area between the scrote and the arse.
1. Tom: "good game (slaps ass)...fuck is that smell?!"
Steve: ..
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A car that is most likely being driven by a homosexual - like an Audi TT
"Hey look at Rob in his new Audi TT - thats definitely a ..
