What is Cotton Monkey?
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A small piece of cotton from your boxer shorts that becomes tangled in your sweaty arse hairs and swings around like a monkey in the jungle. Usually found after sport or other strenuous activities. The cheeky buggers often interfere with arse wiping after ones shit.
Thommo had found some mean cotton monkeys when he wiped his arse.
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The descendent of parents one of whom is Polish and the other Norwegian. The traits of this hybrid include: giddiness, long legs, freckl..
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'well aye man' means 'yes of corse' or it could mean just agreeing to somthing good.
e.g.1- person1 " that bit..
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Slang for a very large, solid bowel movement
I dropped a potty potato and it clgged the toilet.
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