What is Cotton Monkey?
1.
A small piece of cotton from your boxer shorts that becomes tangled in your sweaty arse hairs and swings around like a monkey in the jungle. Usually found after sport or other strenuous activities. The cheeky buggers often interfere with arse wiping after ones shit.
Thommo had found some mean cotton monkeys when he wiped his arse.
Random Words:
1.
a fag grandma.
a grandma that is annoying, extremely faggish, asks the same questions over and over again, or is just mean and faggy i..
1.
The act of farting while fully clothed in full snow attire, very similar to the Dutch Oven, but is done to the self, by a process of the..
