Cotton Poker

What is Cotton Poker?

When you have to go poop so bad that it is touching the cotton of your underwear.

Aubrey has to shit so bad she's got a cotton poker.

See turtle head, skid marks, shit pants

Geraint Jones

1. the wicket-keeper for england's cricket team me: gee, geraint jones, you sure are a shit wicket-keeper. him: why thank you for te..

Volleroing

1. 1.The inability to Climax. 2.To not 'seal the deal' 3.Not finishing what you started 1.Guy1: Yo bro I gotta tell you someth..

Vagifat

1. Fat deposits surrounding the female genitalia. Sally had difficulty during intercourse because her vagifat created a fat shield blockin..

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