Cotton Spritzer

What is Cotton Spritzer?

the act of pouring wine onto a womans white cotton panties while wearing them...then sucking the wine out of the fabric.....

"would you like ice cream or a cotton spritzer for desert my dear?"

See desert, appetizer

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