Cottonballs

What is Cottonballs?

The dreaded later stage of beernuts.

When my beernuts turn to cottonballs, I'll be coming home to you.

The testicles of an authentic blond man.

Does your man die his hair? No, he's got cottonballs.

Un-invite

1. When someone invites you to an event knowing that you are busy and will not be able to attend. "Hey! I'm having a party on S..

You Are The Father

1. A sentence that can be heard on the mind-numbing Maury Povich show, which is a show that I watch every day after school but won't a..

Zimbardophilia

1. Becoming sexually aroused and gratified by looking at pictures of Philip Zimbardo or being in his presence. That guy who follows around..

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