Cottonballs

What is Cottonballs?

The dreaded later stage of beernuts.

When my beernuts turn to cottonballs, I'll be coming home to you.

The testicles of an authentic blond man.

Does your man die his hair? No, he's got cottonballs.

Half-baked Potato

1. When you're sportin' a blunt and having sex at the same time, delicately place an uncooked potato up the poop shoot of the bro..

Zesty Vanfectman

1. A fart that is a combination of hotdogs and greasy eggs Mr. Parcheesy had a zesty vanfectman in bed. See Nolan..

Obama Goggles

1. Obama goggles is a phenomenon which inhibits monetary discretion to the point of unbridled acceptance of spending. 1 trillion dollars??..

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