What is Cottonism?
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Something the character "Cotton" from "King of the Hill" might say. Or really anyone who hails from the tornado states. A bit of wisdom said with a Texan drawl, but really coming from Oklahoma.
My favorite Cottonism is as follows. Melanie: "I think I ate too much for lunch. I don't know if I should make myself throw up or have an epidural!"
Random Words:
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n. the unconcious girl who just woke up and realizes you are fucking her
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Old Lore:
In really old times, people whispered about the wickedness of thieves and sinning, and one popular tale/rumour was about the ..
