What is Cottonism?
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Something the character "Cotton" from "King of the Hill" might say. Or really anyone who hails from the tornado states. A bit of wisdom said with a Texan drawl, but really coming from Oklahoma.
My favorite Cottonism is as follows. Melanie: "I think I ate too much for lunch. I don't know if I should make myself throw up or have an epidural!"
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When a person gets too large for a conventional toilet bowl and has to crap in a bath tub.
I bet that fat dude is a tub crapper
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adding lol (laughing out loud), rolf (rolling on laughing floor), and lmao (laughing my ass off)
the MAtrix ping pong vid made me lolro..