What is Cottonism?
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Something the character "Cotton" from "King of the Hill" might say. Or really anyone who hails from the tornado states. A bit of wisdom said with a Texan drawl, but really coming from Oklahoma.
My favorite Cottonism is as follows. Melanie: "I think I ate too much for lunch. I don't know if I should make myself throw up or have an epidural!"
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Woke Up Inside My Dad
The Unfortunate act of becoming sickeninly drunk, and waking up inside your dad.
"dude, i got retarded off ..
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An amazing guy from Florence, Alabama who answers all your question's on youtube asap
1.Has Ask Swifty made another video?
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Verb:To stab someone in the butt with a penis. To do it in the butt.
Or the past tense-shashank-a-danked
Dude I'm going to shash..
