What is Cottonism?
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Something the character "Cotton" from "King of the Hill" might say. Or really anyone who hails from the tornado states. A bit of wisdom said with a Texan drawl, but really coming from Oklahoma.
My favorite Cottonism is as follows. Melanie: "I think I ate too much for lunch. I don't know if I should make myself throw up or have an epidural!"
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Big beautiful busty bosoms that inspire thoughts of nomnomnomnom and the appropriate tent creation below.
I jiggled her juggalicious ju..
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Aseries of events designed to bring closure to a failed relationship:
1- engage in anal sex utilizing a banana peel as a condom while w..
