What is Cottonism?
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Something the character "Cotton" from "King of the Hill" might say. Or really anyone who hails from the tornado states. A bit of wisdom said with a Texan drawl, but really coming from Oklahoma.
My favorite Cottonism is as follows. Melanie: "I think I ate too much for lunch. I don't know if I should make myself throw up or have an epidural!"
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The magic HD DVD key
Guy: 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
MPAA: CEASE AND DESIST. BLARRGH
See movies, computers
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Someone who is Morbidly Obese
Dude there goes some jumbo fried chicken
See jumbo, fried, chicken, fat, obese..