What is Cottonism?
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Something the character "Cotton" from "King of the Hill" might say. Or really anyone who hails from the tornado states. A bit of wisdom said with a Texan drawl, but really coming from Oklahoma.
My favorite Cottonism is as follows. Melanie: "I think I ate too much for lunch. I don't know if I should make myself throw up or have an epidural!"
Random Words:
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When a person lol's so hard they have a gasm with a plane/copter nearby
"Omg! He got pwned by a lvl 3! Lolgasmcopterplane!&q..