Cottonwood

What is Cottonwood?


1.

A town in northern California where the majority of the population is white, while there are still more cows than actual people.

Wow man! That town is a total Cottonwood!

See california, cows, cottonwood, cowtown

2.

A shitty ass little zit of a town in California.

Full of meth head hicks that spend their days in their trailers.

Miserably hot Between May and September (usually 110F) with only a week at the most with good weather then immediately goes to freezing (usually 30F or lower) in the end of September until May, then it is boiling hot again.

Absolutely nothing to do ever unless you find chasing cows fun.

Sometimes used to describe a nasty town, house,person ect.

Person 1: Dude! Look at that trailer park! It is so Cottonwood!

Person 2:Yeah, look at the family of hillbilly's sitting on their plastic lawn chairs!

Person 1: Oh shit, I think they heard us!

Person 2: Run!!! He got his shotgun!!

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Person: dude! I've heard Cottonwood has awesome shit to do there!

Cottonwood Person: Yeah, If you think watching a cow is fun than it is your town.

See shitty, hillbilly heaven, c town


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