Coty

What is Coty?


1.

Name of a super bad ass motherfucker who ownseverything an everyone. The name in urban legends you only hear about in your nightmares. A name given to the chosen one. Some say the person who is given this name is the only one who can kill Chuck Norris. Strangley enough the guy with this name will leave a smell of lemons wherever he goes.

"So what are you going to name your son", said the doctor, "and do you smell lemons"

"Coty....", says the mother.

""The doctor implodes and the hospital crumbles around the child""

""The world looks in awe..""

See the chosen one, wtf, omg, no way, pwnage

2.

The word COTY refers to the winner of the prestigious Cunt of the Year award.

Lance: Whoa bro! Shelby won the COTY again!?

Chris: Damn...that makes it twenty years in a row. She must be a huge cunt face.

Rick: Riiiiick!

*All shotgun natties*

or

Brent: Duuude! This one ho made me this soup last night and there was all this weird crap in it. Then I went tanning!

Ken: *flexes, pops collar, and puts in a dave matthews cd* Damn braa! That bitch should be coty or something. Your tan looks good man!

*All shotgun natties*

See cunt, shelby, whore, bitch, shotgun

3.

The word COTY refers to the winner of the prestigious Cunt of the Year award.

Lance: Whoa bro! Shelby won the COTY again!?

Chris: Damn...that makes it twenty years in a row. She must be a huge cunt face.

Rick: Riiiiick!

*All shotgun natties*

or

Brent: Duuude! This one ho made me this soup last night and there was all this weird crap in it. Then I went tanning!

Ken: *flexes, pops collar, and puts in a dave matthews cd* Damn braa! That bitch should be coty or something. Your tan looks good man!

*All shotgun natties*

See cunt, whore, shelby, idiot, cuntface

4.

One hot sexy blonde girl...she can fuck you so hard that you will pass out...everyone wants to get with the rhode...and the chode

"hey coty..why dont you go get the "animal" and we will have rough sex..."

5.

To really screw somethihg up. To do something half ass.

Oh man! I don't think I've ever seen such a bad job. What a "Coty".

I can't believe you "Cotied" that, it wasn't hard.

Wow! did you see what he did to you, you've been "Cotied"

6.

- Coach of the Year (awarded to the coach that did the best work in his/her respective sport)

Mack Brown should've been the coach of the year after leading the horns to a rose bowl win!


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