What is Coty Hawes?
1.
One who resembles a douche. This douche, usually already used, can portray themselves as homosexual, or as a human being with cliterus and a dick up there ass. Also refer to
Chad: Hey, the craziest thing happened last night! I was clubbing and getting ready to make this move on some girl, and some random guy came and asked me if i would shove my cock in his mouth!!
Bruno: What the fuck man! What you say?
Chad: Well, I said no.....but then I figured why not get a dick shoved up my ass!
Bruno: Wow man.....your a real Coty Hawes.....
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