Coty Hawes

What is Coty Hawes?


1.

One who resembles a douche. This douche, usually already used, can portray themselves as homosexual, or as a human being with cliterus and a dick up there ass. Also refer to bro.

Chad: Hey, the craziest thing happened last night! I was clubbing and getting ready to make this move on some girl, and some random guy came and asked me if i would shove my cock in his mouth!!

Bruno: What the fuck man! What you say?

Chad: Well, I said no.....but then I figured why not get a dick shoved up my ass!

Bruno: Wow man.....your a real Coty Hawes.....

See bro, douche, mushroom stamp, cock goblin, ass monger


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