Couch Ass

What is Couch Ass?


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A girl I used to work with at SilverCity whose ass was so big we called her couch ass, or sofa ass. Ahe had an ass you could sit on. We could never get by her at the candy bar, and always had to go all the way around the other way because her couch ass took up the entire aisle.

Couch ass was stocking the fridges with Gatorade, and I nearly sat on her, pulled her arm, and reclined on her like a La-Z-Boy.


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