What is Couch Bomber?
1.
Someone who sticks their meat missle in between the cushions of a couch...effectively bombing the area
That guy is so desperate, he bombed his mothers couch.
2.
When someone camps out on the couch watching sports, movies, etc. and
My couch bomber roomy must have had Mexican last night; he's just watched football and farted all day.
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