Couch Bombing

What is Couch Bombing?


1.

when you place a small plastic sandwich bag filled lotion (or the lubrication of ur choice) inbetween the cushions of a couch and then "have your way with it".........that is to say: to insert your penis in it and hump away.

Chan-ho: "wut the hell is couch bombing??"

Oobuku**click click**: "well..couch bombing is when you place a small plastic sandwich bag filled lotion (or the lubrication of ur choice) inbetween the cushions of a couch and then "have your way with it".........that is to say: to insert your penis in it and hump away."

2.

When you fill a small ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favorite lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to fuck the couch as if it were a woman...but no need to buy It dinner first

See tnt

3.

When somebody humps a couch for pleasure.

I just started to explore couch bombing, and to my suprise it felt good, so i continued.

See hump, humping, couch, stuffing, beating off


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