What is Couch Cheetos?
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When you're desperate for food, just go searching through the couch cushions for a meal!
usually noticable when a large woman stands up from sitting on the couch, with the powdery cheese stuff from the cheetos stuck to the rear of her clothes..sometimes maybe even an entire actual cheeto smushed into her flab that she doesn't notice.
Annie was so hungry that when she awoke, she dropped down on all fours, paying special attention to the underside of the couch, for sustenance..mm, couch cheetos.
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use of a porksword
"My wife and I enjoy the occasional bit of porkswordsmanship"..
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Black chef-midget in a gay fraternity house, (particularly of the fraternity Sigma Alpha Epsilon)
Those lucky sigs have a housecock boy..
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someone who goes under the knife in an attempt to look better/younger/faster than before, and yet emerges strangely ... not.
"Poor..
