What is Couch Condom?
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Anything such as a sheet, blanket, sleeping bag, trash bag, etc., which might prevent one from contact with a soiled couch, especially on upholstery soiled with sweat, sex juices or
"Both Cyka's aunt and Booby have had real nasty sex right there. You'll probably want to throw down a couch condom before you rest your dizzy head there."
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One who finds themself obsessed with and often sexually attacted to nintendo products. Often 'made' as a fanboy hits puberty.
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A cross between a bubble butt and a flat butt, shaped like a half moon.
I saw this girl in a bar and told her she had the greatest omel..
