What is Couch Condom?
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Anything such as a sheet, blanket, sleeping bag, trash bag, etc., which might prevent one from contact with a soiled couch, especially on upholstery soiled with sweat, sex juices or
"Both Cyka's aunt and Booby have had real nasty sex right there. You'll probably want to throw down a couch condom before you rest your dizzy head there."
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an expression used to modify an action performed out of extreme horniness due to a period of prolonged sexual inactivity.
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(hay-low-three-peas)
An STD similar to that of Herpes, only this is contracted on halo when someone else rapes your dead body.
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