What is Couch Condom?
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Anything such as a sheet, blanket, sleeping bag, trash bag, etc., which might prevent one from contact with a soiled couch, especially on upholstery soiled with sweat, sex juices or
"Both Cyka's aunt and Booby have had real nasty sex right there. You'll probably want to throw down a couch condom before you rest your dizzy head there."
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The first thing you say when you knock someone on their ass.
*as you knock someone to the ground* CHUMPER DUMPER!
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The art of making a dictionary. Anyone who adds to urbandicionary is a lexicographer.
I have just spent an hour lexicographing in the ..