Couch Cow

What is Couch Cow?

A person who comes to your house just to watch tv. She or he will hide the remote to where you can't find it. Theay will also eat all of your food.

My cousion Patience is a couch cow

See patience, couch, cow, moo

The Chocolate Dip

1. When you are in 69 position and you are eating a girl out, and your nose goes into her butt. After I did the chocolate dip on Jane, my ..

Roflpimptime

1. Rolling on the floor laughing pissing in my pants tears in my eyes. Teh way he ate his hamburger had me ROFLPIMPTIME-ing. Lolz. See lo..

You're Cut

1. Exclamation used to show disapproval or to emphasize failiure, used after the subject has just said or done something incredibly stupid...

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