Couch Cow

What is Couch Cow?

A person who comes to your house just to watch tv. She or he will hide the remote to where you can't find it. Theay will also eat all of your food.

My cousion Patience is a couch cow

See patience, couch, cow, moo

[alfred Shitcock]

1. When you're engaging in anal intercourse. And the person taking it all of a sudden shits on your cock. OMFG! Did you just give me ..

Grundle Jam

1. Verb: A brutal full frontal attack of one's nether region, where the attacker uses his/hers best kicking foot and precisely aims t..

Meat Baiter

1. one who entices or tricks another into gazing at his meat Pete left his shower door open to bait Kenny into gazing at his meat. Makeing..

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