Couch Cow

What is Couch Cow?

A person who comes to your house just to watch tv. She or he will hide the remote to where you can't find it. Theay will also eat all of your food.

My cousion Patience is a couch cow

See patience, couch, cow, moo

Jrew

1. blue har tattoo artist that is stuck in the 80's. tron. any transformer. and ninjas. also people who lack any hygiene. nin jrew ..

Down-low Douchebag

1. Your average businessman by day but Affliction wearing, fauxhawk sporting, jagerbomb drinking, douchebag all up in the club VIP at night..

Islamic Jagger

1. A Muslem who thinks he's cool, like a rock star. Check out that Islamic Jagger over there. See nicknames, islam, iraq, iran..

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