Couch Cow

What is Couch Cow?

A person who comes to your house just to watch tv. She or he will hide the remote to where you can't find it. Theay will also eat all of your food.

My cousion Patience is a couch cow

See patience, couch, cow, moo

Esock

1. Coolest motha fucka alive. Great in bed, very attractive, and funny. Esocks are musicaly and artisticly talented. Wow that guy is such ..

Smelsey

1. A way to make the name Kelsey cuter, because it is neccesary. Also known as the aftermath of a queef. Other similar names include Fuckfa..

Mozzer

1. The high king of indie. "Infidel! Bow before your Mozzer!"..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Couch Cow Edit Meaning