Couch Cow

What is Couch Cow?

A person who comes to your house just to watch tv. She or he will hide the remote to where you can't find it. Theay will also eat all of your food.

My cousion Patience is a couch cow

See patience, couch, cow, moo

Jedwards

1. An officer of the British Army, who in the late 1800s journeyed with a merry companion across Afghanistan to Kafiristan ("land with..

Zipper Snake

1. The penis. Referred to in this fashion for it's serpentine behavior. Last night I force-fed and gagged Lisa with my zipper snake a..

Skepchick

1. How an androgynous female, typically of thin and tall build, lacking a self-organizing purpose in life, or afflicted by a sexual fetish ..

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