Couch Cracker

What is Couch Cracker?

an old stanky cracker stuck in a couch. lazy, stale, crusty, grodey, and just all around foul person

YO, you're a stanky ass couch cracker!

See cracker, couch, lazy, pile

Zooerastian

1. One who commits acts of beastiality. Psycho bitch is a zooerastian. See Kung-Fu Jesus..

Zebra Cakes

1. a tasty little cake, yellow on the innie,white frosting on the outy,and chocolate fristing drizzzled on top to make it look like a zebra..

Crazy Bird

1. Wild Turkey, a brand of Kentucky bourbon whiskey. Could conceivably refer to any brand of whiskey, perhaps even to any variety of booze..

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