Couch Cracker

What is Couch Cracker?

an old stanky cracker stuck in a couch. lazy, stale, crusty, grodey, and just all around foul person

YO, you're a stanky ass couch cracker!

See cracker, couch, lazy, pile

Upholsturbate

1. To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool. I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..

4 Man Curry Job

1. four men going for a curry Me and my friends had a 4 man curry job last night. See 4, man, curry, job, tasty..

Gash Monger

1. meaning a prostiute you slept with 6 mans your a "gash monger" See slag, slut, hore, slapper..

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