Couch Cracker

What is Couch Cracker?

an old stanky cracker stuck in a couch. lazy, stale, crusty, grodey, and just all around foul person

YO, you're a stanky ass couch cracker!

See cracker, couch, lazy, pile

200 Proof

1. The best ska/punk/christian band in all of south florida and possibly the world Dude1: man did you go to the 200 proof show last night?..

Nut Meg

1. when u rub ur balls after they get swety n then rub ur hand on sumones face shit dude if u sont shut th ehell up im gonna nutmeg u See..

Zzzish

1. A bit tired I'm so zzzish. See zzz, sleep, dream, z, ish..

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