Couch Cracker

What is Couch Cracker?

an old stanky cracker stuck in a couch. lazy, stale, crusty, grodey, and just all around foul person

YO, you're a stanky ass couch cracker!

See cracker, couch, lazy, pile

Rife

1. loaded with; having a buttload of man #1: jsto is totally rife with the awesome ! man #2: dude, i'm all up wit dat shizzit... 2...

Scrockling

1. When a doctor (or someone you love very, very much) inserts a foreign object into your urethra. How's Bob doing? Not so hot. He ..

Turkish Elephant

1. When a man pulls his penis out of his zipper, and then pulls his pockets out of his pants and flaps them. John asked Mary if she wanted..

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