Couch Cracker

What is Couch Cracker?


1.

an old stanky cracker stuck in a couch. lazy, stale, crusty, grodey, and just all around foul person

YO, you're a stanky ass couch cracker!

See cracker, couch, lazy, pile


49

Random Words:

1. High quality marijuana for medicinal use grown by experienced growers AKA "Stoners that know wtf they are doing" and sold to w..
1. feminine word in Latin for wolf. Also serves as a slang word for prostitute. The stories say Romulus and Remus were raised by a lupa. ..
1. The most sexiest guy on earth, gorgeous eyes, he can be pretty silly most of the times but in a good way. Jojito's are normally no..