What is Couch?
1.
Where you sleep when you get your girlfriend mad; but not mad enough to be kicked out of the house.
After she caught me talking to my ex, I was on the couch.
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2.
when a girl sits on your lap and subtly grinds your cock with her ass in public, pretending that shes not (like a couch dance)
I knew for sure Jen wanted to fuck when she started couching me at Lisa's party
3.
referrers to the "sit-able"
"Look at the couch on that bitch!"
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4.
One's system of morals or beliefs
dude 1: You shouldn't beat up those children that are significantly smaller than you.
dude 2: Man, fuck yo couch, nigga.
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5.
the second best thing to use next to the bed ;)
lets go have some fun on te couch =D
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6.
Verb: to take a quick nap, especially just before or just after a big event
Emmy's all-night party is tonight, so I'm gonna go couch for a while. Tell me if anyone calls.
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7.
A piece of living room furniture that is traditionally made out of leather wood and some kind of stuffing.
The most comfortable type of furniture known to man.
Can also be used to describe a person who is comfortable to sit on and so insanely awsome that the only possible adjective is a noun: couch
Corey: That nicole is such a couch.
KJ: I know I wish I was a couch like her.
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