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When your fucking your girlfriend in the ass you pull out before you come and spit on her back then your friend jumps out of your closet..
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A word that is discovered by cycling through words in predictive text.
book = cool
ripped = pissed..
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When you're stumbling drunk and the slightest distance becomes a journey.
The crooked mile to the parking lot took ten minutes for..