Couch Fucker

What is Couch Fucker?

1.

the art of sexual intercourse with an inatimant object such as a sofa, lawn chair or gazebo.

Phil fucked my couch... what a piece of shit couch fucker yo!

See phil, mormon, fucker

2.

the art of sexual intercourse with an inatimant object such as a sofa, lawn chair or gazebo.

Phil fucked my couch... what a piece of shit couch fucker yo!

See phil, mormon, fucker

3.

A person that under the right circumstances is cool, for example is a riot in the classroom. But once you invite him over it turns out he is very annoying and embarrassing.

" You know vinny from school? "

" Yeah he's pretty cool, he's in my biology. "

" Well i invited him over and he was a total couch fucker "

See hawt, hot, sweet, couch

4.

One who prefers sexual adventures to be played out on the sofa!

this bed is too hard, that one is too soft, lets just fuck on the couch...i am a couch fucker

See fucker, couch, intercourse, sex, blood, vag

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