Couch Guarding

What is Couch Guarding?

To be forced to sleep on the couch.

An old technique used by married couples as a means of punishment.

Me and my wife had a fight,so tonight I'm couch Guarding.

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Quaff

1. quaff (kwaaff) - The revolting burp one has just before vomit spews from one's esophagus, at which point one knows there is no turn..

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1. The call of Dr. Zoidberg when he is in danger. "oh no, im under attack, *ink spray* w00p w00p w00p w00p"..

Sideyard

1. The yard on the side of your house. Do not leave your ATV in your sideyard because it could get stolen. See yard, backyard, frontyard,..

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