Couch Guarding

What is Couch Guarding?

To be forced to sleep on the couch.

An old technique used by married couples as a means of punishment.

Me and my wife had a fight,so tonight I'm couch Guarding.

See fighting

Zugaying

1. To be taken out of a varsity game for no reason regardless of your amazing contributions. Wow, there really fucking up Zugaying our sta..

Extreme Necro Wife Beater

1. It is when you fuck your wife so hard up the ass that her intestantts fall out and she dies,you continue to fuck here then throw her dow..

Ahnefeld

1. To ram your partner so hard as to cause her to void her bowls all over your dick which you then force down her throat till she uncontrol..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Couch Guarding Edit Meaning