Couch Guarding

What is Couch Guarding?

To be forced to sleep on the couch.

An old technique used by married couples as a means of punishment.

Me and my wife had a fight,so tonight I'm couch Guarding.

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Out For A Duck

1. A cricket batsman being dismissed without scoring any runs. Even the great Sir Donald Bradman was out for a duck in his final test inni..

Glewed

1. Past tense of glow. His monitor glew in the night...

7 Hours

1. how long you have to live after youve been jigged by somebody under the curse of teh jig of death unless you jig somebody else 7 hours ..

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