Couch Guarding

What is Couch Guarding?

To be forced to sleep on the couch.

An old technique used by married couples as a means of punishment.

Me and my wife had a fight,so tonight I'm couch Guarding.

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Goost

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Quinnies

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Zopting

1. To wear two unmatching socks. (not a negative) Today I forgot to do laundry, so I had to wear two different socks, I was zopting. Your..

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