Couch Guarding

What is Couch Guarding?

To be forced to sleep on the couch.

An old technique used by married couples as a means of punishment.

Me and my wife had a fight,so tonight I'm couch Guarding.

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W+k

1. wife plus kids "Yo dude, whachoo doin later?" "The w+k are gonna be at a movie, so imagonna get my jerk on!" See ..

Zeebra Chick

1. a wench who is addicted to flirting, smoking, and giving oral sex "man, that little zeebra chick better light this cheeba and enjo..

Chewkie

1. The act of sexual relations between 2 people. Booboolinda am i getting chewkie tonight or are you still holding out on me? See sex, in..

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