Couch Guarding

What is Couch Guarding?

To be forced to sleep on the couch.

An old technique used by married couples as a means of punishment.

Me and my wife had a fight,so tonight I'm couch Guarding.

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Unihair

1. a person who only has one hair down there ;) (usually from guys named derek) derek has a brown unihair. See hair, brown, uni, derek..

Volleyer

1. a wannabee setter. this volleyball player has very little technique, while (s)he believes that he is the dogs bollocks his no setter h..

Uzdygan

1. stoner... Ha! You're such a uzdygan! See timmy..

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