Couch Guarding

What is Couch Guarding?

To be forced to sleep on the couch.

An old technique used by married couples as a means of punishment.

Me and my wife had a fight,so tonight I'm couch Guarding.

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Joeytic

1. funny* *also means weird JOEY: Why couldn't the ice cream cross the road? SOPHIE: Why? JOEY: Chagawasa! SOPHIE: hahaha oh joey..

Yyn

1. Yeah Yeah, Nice Used to show disinterest and contempt in something that someone is saying. "I pulled this well fit girl last nigh..

Scrouser

1. someone who is a bit of a maggot Mate, you're just a dirty scrouser See maggot, mate, scouser, scrouser, liverpool..

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