Couch Guarding

What is Couch Guarding?

To be forced to sleep on the couch.

An old technique used by married couples as a means of punishment.

Me and my wife had a fight,so tonight I'm couch Guarding.

See fighting

Umfah

1. {pronounced oomfffahh} you motherfucking asshole U.Mother.Fucking.Ass.Hole Joe: umfah! Jon: I kill you. Let's go to Rutt&apo..

Disturbing Marilyn

1. A band from Perth who are just the sex. Members include: Cookie, Cias, Harry and Dos Disturbing Marilyn fuckin' went off last ni..

Yers

1. A sarcastic reply that one uses when they want to convey disapproval of something. "Hey, you love this type of music don't yo..

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