Couch Guarding

What is Couch Guarding?

To be forced to sleep on the couch.

An old technique used by married couples as a means of punishment.

Me and my wife had a fight,so tonight I'm couch Guarding.

See fighting

Ownedazzled

1. Outskilled. Outskilled in a manner that even the person being the target is amazed by the skills required to make it happen. ex: "..

Equitard

1. 1: (adj.) a word used to describe a group of two or more people who are equally retarded. 1: Bob crashed his car into a sign twice.....

Why ?

See gay, fag, jared, homo..

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