Couch Guarding

What is Couch Guarding?

To be forced to sleep on the couch.

An old technique used by married couples as a means of punishment.

Me and my wife had a fight,so tonight I'm couch Guarding.

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Dialed

1. Fine tuned. I've got that trick/move/run dialed in. See Jason 2. With it. You know what's going on. "Dude, you are d..

Nizzer

1. something that is awesome, or the shit "dude that shit is nizzer man!" 2. a funkay fresh negro. What it do ma nizzer. See..

Batch O Cookies

1. referring to a vagina, coming from the streets of Iowa. I stuck my banana in yo mamas batch o cookies last night HOE!..

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