Couch Guarding

What is Couch Guarding?

To be forced to sleep on the couch.

An old technique used by married couples as a means of punishment.

Me and my wife had a fight,so tonight I'm couch Guarding.

See fighting

Just For The Record

1. synonym for clarification... regarding an observation just for the record, your pants are unzipped. See matt 1. Refers to the phras..

Pickeled Liver

1. When one comsumes so much alcohol that their liver actually becomes pickeled. Most commonly occurs after a weekend of heavy partying. ..

Zig Wig

1. A wigger who uses zig-zags to smoke with. "Aye bay bay. You see that zig wig over there. I betchu hes got that dank shiznit."..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Couch Guarding Edit Meaning