Couch Guarding

What is Couch Guarding?

To be forced to sleep on the couch.

An old technique used by married couples as a means of punishment.

Me and my wife had a fight,so tonight I'm couch Guarding.

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Gaygilling

1. the soundshomos make when at gayplay. (when gays giggle in bed) oh, fukin disgusting, are they gayglin in the bathroom again?..

Go Buckets

1. To dispense an extraordinary amount of ejaculate on an unsuspecting hottie. I might just go buckets on Amanda Bynes...

Iwf

1. Is stands for I wanna fuck. See IWFRN I'm so horny man, IWF 2. The abbreviation for I wont fuck see iwf You maybehorny manbut..

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