Couch Guarding

What is Couch Guarding?

To be forced to sleep on the couch.

An old technique used by married couples as a means of punishment.

Me and my wife had a fight,so tonight I'm couch Guarding.

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Hell-a-ka-bam-bam

1. what the hell or what the fuck what the hell-a-ka-bam-bam is wron with you? what the hell-a-ka-bam-bam? See hell, fuck, what, how, cu..

Niggas On Toast

1. Slang used by uneducated white folk, to sound gangsta. I got that shit like niggas on toast. See nigga, toast, slang, uneducated..

Robot Feet

1. Ketamineusers get "robot feet" when they've squirted so much up their ass that they can no longer tell which way is up. ..

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