Couch Guarding

What is Couch Guarding?

To be forced to sleep on the couch.

An old technique used by married couples as a means of punishment.

Me and my wife had a fight,so tonight I'm couch Guarding.

See fighting

Douche Mate

1. The state of being surrounded by douche bags with no option but to surrender. 1 While driving home yesterday I got the douches on the r..

Mouth Snot

1. phlegm or mucus that comes from the nasal passage or throat into the mouth. Johnny pulled his mouth snot down into his mouth and spit i..

Urbandectomy

1. Removing words from slangdefine,com. Did you notice that they now perform urbandectomies at slangdefine? Good idea for reomoving some o..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Couch Guarding Edit Meaning