Couch Hopper

What is Couch Hopper?


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1. someone who is couch hopping

2. someone who perpetually couch hops

3. a mooch

4. a charismatic bum

That guy is a total couch hopper. He can never hold down a job. And whenever he has a girlfriend, he just lives with her until she gets tired of his shit. Then, he starts calling a different friend every few days for a place to stay.


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