Couch Jumper

What is Couch Jumper?

1. A complete idiot (Like Tom Cruise)

2. A complete idiot who jumps on couches (Like Tom Cruise)

Dammit I hate that kid, he's such a couch jumper!!

See couch, jumper, cruise, idiot, couches

W/ev

1. abbreviationfor "whatev" which is a shortened verion of "whatever" can be pronounced as "whatev" or simp..

Ass-ramming Goat Fucker

1. A derogatory name you would use to describe someone who is so fucked up you wouldn't be surprised if they fucked goats in the ass...

W0t0t

1. The grammatically correct version of w00t. Stands for We Owned The Other Team. Note the addition of the "The", adding one more..

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