Couch Jumper

What is Couch Jumper?

1. A complete idiot (Like Tom Cruise)

2. A complete idiot who jumps on couches (Like Tom Cruise)

Dammit I hate that kid, he's such a couch jumper!!

See couch, jumper, cruise, idiot, couches

Vagpiss

1. Erotic stimulation by pissing in a chicks vagina while having sex. Vagpissing is great fun. See M.R...

Space Helmet

1. When someone farts into a plastic bag, then places it over someone else's nose and mouth, forcing them to injest only farts Oh man..

Vaharan

1. A child-molester, who often hits on other people's chicks. May also have incestuous tendancies. Michael Jackson is such a Vaharan...

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