Couch Jumper

What is Couch Jumper?

1. A complete idiot (Like Tom Cruise)

2. A complete idiot who jumps on couches (Like Tom Cruise)

Dammit I hate that kid, he's such a couch jumper!!

See couch, jumper, cruise, idiot, couches

95 Miles

1. The average speed limit someone goes when they are in a rush, it especially sucks when it's in the area you live in. When I was wa..

A Suffusion Of Yellow

1. Any number greater than 3. Student 1: I got my new I Ching calculator today! Student 2: Awesome! Does it work? Student 1: Yep, but fo..

Jizz Bubble

1. 1. A contemptible individual, an assclown. 2. When semen is expelled so rapidly it becomes aerated. 1. My boss is a real jizz bubble...

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