Couch Jumper

What is Couch Jumper?

1. A complete idiot (Like Tom Cruise)

2. A complete idiot who jumps on couches (Like Tom Cruise)

Dammit I hate that kid, he's such a couch jumper!!

See couch, jumper, cruise, idiot, couches

Durn'it

1. This means something like gawd damn it! gosh durn'it. i stubbed my toe 2. Durn'it durn-it from the brazilian word dadurnit...

Absent

1. The state of not being where you are supposed to be. Yo cracka, that bitch is absent because she's workin' the streets. See..

Squahnk

1. A fart made while in the tub, that rumbles on the tub floor and makes a noise much like its name. It didn't smell, but boy did tha..

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