Couch Jumper

What is Couch Jumper?

1. A complete idiot (Like Tom Cruise)

2. A complete idiot who jumps on couches (Like Tom Cruise)

Dammit I hate that kid, he's such a couch jumper!!

See couch, jumper, cruise, idiot, couches

Ze Cool

1. When you want to spice up the word cool with a dirty german accent. ZE COOL. (Remember to drag out the O's) Man 1 - " Hey bro..

Kristof Vampire

1. A Kristof Vampire is when a guy makes fangs out of candy corn and eats out the girl when she is on her period. I gave her a Kristof Vam..

Macarutt

1. Having anal sex with a female while she eats a macaroni salad. Macarutt (The combination of Macaroni Salad and Butt sex) Pam eats maca..

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