Couch Jumper

What is Couch Jumper?

1. A complete idiot (Like Tom Cruise)

2. A complete idiot who jumps on couches (Like Tom Cruise)

Dammit I hate that kid, he's such a couch jumper!!

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Ducentillion

1. One with 603 zeroes after it. Higher than a centillion which is one with 303 zeroes after it. No one has a ducentillion dollars. See m..

Afterfuck

1. The aroma one has after recently engaging in sexual activity. Usually the scent of sweaty balls, ass and vagina. Note: Your partner m..

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