Couch Jumper

What is Couch Jumper?

1. A complete idiot (Like Tom Cruise)

2. A complete idiot who jumps on couches (Like Tom Cruise)

Dammit I hate that kid, he's such a couch jumper!!

See couch, jumper, cruise, idiot, couches

Ottoid

1. Another word for vadge. :3 Oh man, He wiped his ottoid in yo face! See rape, mom, dad, screw, pood..

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1. The title of a song AND album by Coheed and Cambria. It's hours before the battle is about to begin. Jesse, in command of Mariah&a..

Orificerex

1. The mother of all holes. Usually belonging to a female. The orifice became large due to the cock or other cylidrical objects. Shirley..

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