Couch Jumper

What is Couch Jumper?

1. A complete idiot (Like Tom Cruise)

2. A complete idiot who jumps on couches (Like Tom Cruise)

Dammit I hate that kid, he's such a couch jumper!!

See couch, jumper, cruise, idiot, couches

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