Couch Jumper

What is Couch Jumper?

1. A complete idiot (Like Tom Cruise)

2. A complete idiot who jumps on couches (Like Tom Cruise)

Dammit I hate that kid, he's such a couch jumper!!

See couch, jumper, cruise, idiot, couches

Zuccon

1. Someone entirely unable to think and/or use their brain cells. Well at least I'm not a Zuccon! See zuccon, brain, think, cells..

Jerid

1. A homeless homejiggle rejected by his peers. He makes his money selling shoelaces and often attends the cinema alone. He will sometimes ..

Old Head

1. An older person (used disrespectfully). Usually an old head is in denial about age. Look at that old head trying to get a job at McDona..

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