What is Couch Lizard?
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Juvenile form of the
More generally: children - specifically the kind that veg out on the couch watching
Seen on Fark in the thread, "TFer heard his baby's heartbeat for the first time. What life changing event happened to you today?"
"...to anyone else who is considering skipping out on their birth control, I have a few couch lizards that you can borrow for a test drive. Might make you reconsider."
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What Chad Johnson would have changed his last name to if he wasn't such a dumb grill-mouthed nigger.
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Hilarity on wheels;
A lesser version of Lollercaust
That joke was Lollerskates!
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Used on the internet for something hilarious. It&..
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A specific person you know that you purposely put boxes in front of so they trip and fall over them.
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