What is Couch Lizard?
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Juvenile form of the
More generally: children - specifically the kind that veg out on the couch watching
Seen on Fark in the thread, "TFer heard his baby's heartbeat for the first time. What life changing event happened to you today?"
"...to anyone else who is considering skipping out on their birth control, I have a few couch lizards that you can borrow for a test drive. Might make you reconsider."
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words that describe a female's buttocks that have a capability of being grabbed or squeezed without any difficulty
she got that ea..
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A teenage girl who recently obtained her drivers license.
Hey young cunt, the speed limit is 65, not 45.
Oh, I know what the traffic h..
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An udder smack occurs when a woman with gigantic hootersproceeds to fling her huge boob across a man's face leaving a nipple imprin..
