What is Couch Lizard?
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Juvenile form of the
More generally: children - specifically the kind that veg out on the couch watching
Seen on Fark in the thread, "TFer heard his baby's heartbeat for the first time. What life changing event happened to you today?"
"...to anyone else who is considering skipping out on their birth control, I have a few couch lizards that you can borrow for a test drive. Might make you reconsider."
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Another name for a curveball in baseball. Origin unknown.
Sandy Koufax is famous for freezing batters with Uncle Charlie.
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to give/..
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A gigglefresh is an imagined purple-polkadotted penis, which floats around randomly bumping into things. Sometimes used to describe a pe..
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Foolish or meaningless words or actions. e.g. nonsense.
That broad is just spouting off koobietalk...
