Couch Lizard

What is Couch Lizard?


1.

Juvenile form of the couch potato

More generally: children - specifically the kind that veg out on the couch watching anime and playing video games while their physiques atrophy.

Seen on Fark in the thread, "TFer heard his baby's heartbeat for the first time. What life changing event happened to you today?"

"...to anyone else who is considering skipping out on their birth control, I have a few couch lizards that you can borrow for a test drive. Might make you reconsider."

See couch potato, children, lazy, epithet, culture


15

Random Words:

1. The best game ever on a sega master system. The player has to play tennis against a fish who says "ok average size good job" ..
1. The word "internet" spoken by a blithering, self-loathing, miserable dry-drunk such as George W. Bush. "I hear there&apo..
1. when someone does soemthing stupid and you want them to know they shouldnt have been born joe is such a life foul he thinks you can hav..