Couch Lizard

What is Couch Lizard?

1.

Juvenile form of the couch potato

More generally: children - specifically the kind that veg out on the couch watching anime and playing video games while their physiques atrophy.

Seen on Fark in the thread, "TFer heard his baby's heartbeat for the first time. What life changing event happened to you today?"

"...to anyone else who is considering skipping out on their birth control, I have a few couch lizards that you can borrow for a test drive. Might make you reconsider."

See couch potato, children, lazy, epithet, culture
15

Random Words:

Goo-musket
1. Slang term for 'Penis.' Alternately, a derogatory term for a conservative republicunt. Dude! Quit strokin' yer goo-mus..
Read more
Boing Hop
1. A move done by Yoshi in Super Smash Bros. Yeah i just beat the last guy by doing a Boing Hop onto him. See boing, hop, bounce, yoshi..
Read more
Peecha
1. Slang for female private parts 1. I'm gonna kick you in the peecha. 2. Your peecha smells funny. 3. Your peecha sucks. 4. Is it..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free