What is Couch Lizard?
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Juvenile form of the
More generally: children - specifically the kind that veg out on the couch watching
Seen on Fark in the thread, "TFer heard his baby's heartbeat for the first time. What life changing event happened to you today?"
"...to anyone else who is considering skipping out on their birth control, I have a few couch lizards that you can borrow for a test drive. Might make you reconsider."
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A girl who is hopelessly attached to a boyfriend and cannot realize that he's a douchebag no matter what he does.
During Susie&apo..
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It means to save the gerbils from falling victims of gerbil cide which is where the gay mens stick the gerbils up their ass!!!!
Oh no....
