What is Couch Lizard?
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Juvenile form of the
More generally: children - specifically the kind that veg out on the couch watching
Seen on Fark in the thread, "TFer heard his baby's heartbeat for the first time. What life changing event happened to you today?"
"...to anyone else who is considering skipping out on their birth control, I have a few couch lizards that you can borrow for a test drive. Might make you reconsider."
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(Adj.)The art of scoreing cash, rides, or sexual favors from a female while maintaining scummy, damn near offencive self hygine
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When you shit into a condom, place it in the freezer till frozen solid. Upon removal, proceed to stimulate your partner with the frozen ..
