Couch Lock

What is Couch Lock?

Being so stoned that you can do nothing but sit on the couch laughing at stoner movies.

"Hey man, we're going to the store to get some munchies, you coming?"

"Huh?"

"Ha, don't even try it, man, he's got couch lock."

Tiza

1. Acronym: The Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse. On some instinctual level all humans know it's just a matter of time until the zombies s..

Vagummick

1. A large area of fat (fat apron) that hangs off the fat of the stomach and rests above the pubic area (vagina and stomach = vagummick). ..

Straton

1. One who belongs to the clan of Ultimate Badasses; Decedent of the greatest of all tribes to ever conquer the Earth and its inhabitants; ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Couch Lock Edit Meaning