Couch Lock

What is Couch Lock?

Being so stoned that you can do nothing but sit on the couch laughing at stoner movies.

"Hey man, we're going to the store to get some munchies, you coming?"

"Huh?"

"Ha, don't even try it, man, he's got couch lock."

Zootallures

1. Getting incredibly intoxicated and then mercilessly kicking people out of a party or a chatroom and then locking the door/channel and pa..

Riverpickle

1. A turd floating down stream. Hey man...watch out for that riverpickle! See river, pickle, riverpickle, turd, float..

W.p.s.

1. "White People Shit" Something usually done by the Caucasian race that generally displays lack of common sense. Craig: "M..

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