Couch Lock

What is Couch Lock?


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Being so stoned that you can do nothing but sit on the couch laughing at stoner movies.

"Hey man, we're going to the store to get some munchies, you coming?"

"Huh?"

"Ha, don't even try it, man, he's got couch lock."


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