Couch Locked

What is Couch Locked?

When sitting on the couch and not moving becomes your highest priority. Often the result of smoking some dank and sitting down anywhere.

Guy: "Hey dude, we're going on a beer run. You coming?"

Guy 2: "What? Oh, no man I don't even wanna move. This couch is comfy as fuck."

Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Yeah, he always gets couch locked. I told him not to sit down!"

See weed, couch, lock, locked, reefer, bud, marijuana, smoke, dank

Impossibullshit

1. noun : impossible and bullshit in 1 word to label something/person 1: That was impossibullshit 2: You are impossibullshit..

Geoness

1. (geometry-ness) noun: relating to the study of geometry. adj.: An heir of geometry. Both especially with Rachel Giguere: See Giggs. ..

Richy Haughwout

1. a little scum, fat shit, line in his asscrack, little bitch. he humps his floor and pisses and says its cum. he is a little retard who g..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Couch Locked Edit Meaning