What is Couch Locked?
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When sitting on the couch and not moving becomes your highest priority. Often the result of smoking some dank and sitting down anywhere.
Guy: "Hey dude, we're going on a beer run. You coming?"
Guy 2: "What? Oh, no man I don't even wanna move. This couch is comfy as fuck."
Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Yeah, he always gets couch locked. I told him not to sit down!"
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A date that is a total replay of previous pointless, forgettable dates.
Hairdresser: How was your blind date?
Samantha: Totally boring..
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It's when the girl is on all fours and the guy is doing a handstand doing doggystyle on her.
"After making her bleed last nig..
