Couch Locked

What is Couch Locked?

When sitting on the couch and not moving becomes your highest priority. Often the result of smoking some dank and sitting down anywhere.

Guy: "Hey dude, we're going on a beer run. You coming?"

Guy 2: "What? Oh, no man I don't even wanna move. This couch is comfy as fuck."

Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Yeah, he always gets couch locked. I told him not to sit down!"

See weed, couch, lock, locked, reefer, bud, marijuana, smoke, dank

Ug-lee

1. A US Male with absolutely no fashion taste. Usually fashion choices by IT Geeks. Your Ug-lee and your mother dresses you funny. Aw mom,..

Taleah

1. The best friend a girl could ever have. Always there for you. A giver, never a taker. Beautiful in every way. Once you meet her you&apos..

Yabbie Pole

1. A turd that is so long, it touches the water before it leaves your ass. Often, comorbid as a groganor floater, but contrary to popular b..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Couch Locked Edit Meaning