What is Couch Locked?
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When sitting on the couch and not moving becomes your highest priority. Often the result of smoking some dank and sitting down anywhere.
Guy: "Hey dude, we're going on a beer run. You coming?"
Guy 2: "What? Oh, no man I don't even wanna move. This couch is comfy as fuck."
Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Yeah, he always gets couch locked. I told him not to sit down!"
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