Couch Locked

What is Couch Locked?


1.

When sitting on the couch and not moving becomes your highest priority. Often the result of smoking some dank and sitting down anywhere.

Guy: "Hey dude, we're going on a beer run. You coming?"

Guy 2: "What? Oh, no man I don't even wanna move. This couch is comfy as fuck."

Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Yeah, he always gets couch locked. I told him not to sit down!"

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