Couch Locked

What is Couch Locked?

When sitting on the couch and not moving becomes your highest priority. Often the result of smoking some dank and sitting down anywhere.

Guy: "Hey dude, we're going on a beer run. You coming?"

Guy 2: "What? Oh, no man I don't even wanna move. This couch is comfy as fuck."

Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Yeah, he always gets couch locked. I told him not to sit down!"

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