Couch Money

What is Couch Money?

The left over change caught in the cusions of the couch that you search for when you are broke so you can buy cigarettes, beer, or gas.

"Yo, I aint got no smokes. I'm broke as hell so I'll hit the couch money."

See couch, money, smokes, beer, broke

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