Couch Patrol

What is Couch Patrol?

When a guy goes to a party and sits on the couch waiting for drunk, fat girls.

Nick: Are we gunna get crunked at the jam tonight?

Uncle James:Nah B I'm on couch patrol

Nick: You're dust!

See fat, drunk, ugly, couch, party

Zarrin

1. an uber ghetto midget gnome. Damn, that Zarrin is HELLA short ! See zarrin, midget, gnome, ghetto 2. (n.) A woman of a pure and gold..

Inbeigsion

1. The ever-increasing number of beige homes and townhouses invading the suburbs. Also, the bland-ification of something. I drove out to ..

Maddogg

1. To give someone dirty looks. That dude across the street kept maddogging me. See eyeballing, eyeballin, staring 2. a maddogg is some..

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