Couch Patrol

What is Couch Patrol?

When a guy goes to a party and sits on the couch waiting for drunk, fat girls.

Nick: Are we gunna get crunked at the jam tonight?

Uncle James:Nah B I'm on couch patrol

Nick: You're dust!

See fat, drunk, ugly, couch, party

W.w.u.d.

1. also known as "What Would Uther Do". Uther was an extremely great paladin in Warcraft lore and died trying to save humanity. ..

Jay K

1. Jay k means just kidding. Used for emails and IMs. teenagerfrommars:You r such a fagot!!!! luvyahalls:y would you sat that? our friend..

Zebra Scooch

1. When a caucasian midget ejaculates between the sholder blades of an African-American women. Damn!!! You gave shiniqua a Zebra Scooch?! ..

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