Couch Patrol

What is Couch Patrol?

When a guy goes to a party and sits on the couch waiting for drunk, fat girls.

Nick: Are we gunna get crunked at the jam tonight?

Uncle James:Nah B I'm on couch patrol

Nick: You're dust!

See fat, drunk, ugly, couch, party

Firt

1. Indefinite insult, often used in horrible rap battles on YouTube and Ebaum's to describe someone who is cartoonish, or has cartoon-..

Arie

1. The hottest sex you will ever have. I had hard-core sex last night. It was Arie. See ariana, ari, sex, hot, boobs 2. half asian half..

Swenis

1. a sweaty penis i had a swenis after practice See kleenex 2. sweaty penis go swack you swenis See Ashley 3. A large swedish penis..

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