Couch Patrol

What is Couch Patrol?

When a guy goes to a party and sits on the couch waiting for drunk, fat girls.

Nick: Are we gunna get crunked at the jam tonight?

Uncle James:Nah B I'm on couch patrol

Nick: You're dust!

See fat, drunk, ugly, couch, party

Phat Plant

1. A long, slow, heavy punch I gave him a phat plant in his ugly phucking face..

Negro Uno

1. the one and only black guy in the premesis hey, theres that ukrainian, "whats up negro uno?" See black, negro, uno, ukrainia..

U.s.p.c.c.

1. United States Pizzly-Bear Cavalry Corps. Elite military unit of shock troops, characterized by axe-wielding infantry mounted on hybridiz..

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