Couch Patrol

What is Couch Patrol?

When a guy goes to a party and sits on the couch waiting for drunk, fat girls.

Nick: Are we gunna get crunked at the jam tonight?

Uncle James:Nah B I'm on couch patrol

Nick: You're dust!

See fat, drunk, ugly, couch, party

Jipjack

1. a combination of a jackass and a dumb motherfucker Sally is a jipjack....doing the same stupid shit everyday See dumbass, motherfucker..

Mattan

1. Anything or anyone that is cool to an extreme extent; or anybody with a sexy or buff body is considered 'mattan' "woooa,..

Fpd

1. Frozen penis disorder. Occurs when running outside on a very cold day, ones penis get extremely cold and changes colors. Victims of this..

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