Couch Patrol

What is Couch Patrol?

When a guy goes to a party and sits on the couch waiting for drunk, fat girls.

Nick: Are we gunna get crunked at the jam tonight?

Uncle James:Nah B I'm on couch patrol

Nick: You're dust!

See fat, drunk, ugly, couch, party

Cockjaws

1. A mouthy knowitall weasel. Listen "Cockjaws" why don't you keep your fuckkin mouth shut !..

Grotes

1. Short for Groty to the Max The guy with the ear hair is GROTES! See groty, to, the, max, valley, girl..

Round Bottom Shoes

1. When someone is too drunk to walk straight and is staggering, it looks like they are walking on round bottom shoes. That bitch was so ..

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