Couch Patrol

What is Couch Patrol?

When a guy goes to a party and sits on the couch waiting for drunk, fat girls.

Nick: Are we gunna get crunked at the jam tonight?

Uncle James:Nah B I'm on couch patrol

Nick: You're dust!

See fat, drunk, ugly, couch, party

Colourality

1. annoying-ness, when you are annoyed with someone who is annoyed with people who speak english as a second language and spell things slig..

10% Off

1. A man who has had his foreskin hacked off. Look at him! His cock is 10% off! See cock, jew, wop, nigga, wiggs, 10% off..

Gothess

1. A goth goddess. That gothess at that website really turned me on!!..

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