Couch Patrol

What is Couch Patrol?

When a guy goes to a party and sits on the couch waiting for drunk, fat girls.

Nick: Are we gunna get crunked at the jam tonight?

Uncle James:Nah B I'm on couch patrol

Nick: You're dust!

See fat, drunk, ugly, couch, party

Noly

1. Short for No One Loves You We all hate you, NOLY, gtfo!, kthxbai! See nolm, noly, no, one, loves, you..

Inside-outted Pillow

1. A person's chest when someone else is sleeping or resting on it. "The day's as small as the window and I'm an insid..

Quick Flick

1. Rapid female masturbation. Wake up, quick flick, shower, dress, work. Easy. See girls, masterbation, sinful, dirty, jerk off, fun, laz..

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