Couch Patrol

What is Couch Patrol?

When a guy goes to a party and sits on the couch waiting for drunk, fat girls.

Nick: Are we gunna get crunked at the jam tonight?

Uncle James:Nah B I'm on couch patrol

Nick: You're dust!

See fat, drunk, ugly, couch, party

Jerritt

1. little homo that likes it in the butt and loves sucking the dick and is a mommas boy your a little jerritt See homo, mommas boy, bitch..

Katie Hoff

1. A sexy swimmer chick that owns world of female swimming. She attended the 2004 olympic games at 15 years of age and currently holds the ..

Inap

1. "I Need A Piss" This is shortened to help ppl On msn u can say "INAP" for short instead of it fully See brb, gtg,..

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