Couch Patrol

What is Couch Patrol?

When a guy goes to a party and sits on the couch waiting for drunk, fat girls.

Nick: Are we gunna get crunked at the jam tonight?

Uncle James:Nah B I'm on couch patrol

Nick: You're dust!

See fat, drunk, ugly, couch, party

Vorhees

1. To leave quietly; To sneak away This party is boring, lets vorhees. Where did John go, did he vorhees? See leave, leaving, to go 2. ..

Like A Dog's Nose Sniffing Under A Fence

1. When u feel the need to shit and ur shit is poking out of your arsehole Raymond could feel his bowels moving. The shit was gonna come o..

[bedsnap]

1. on a one night stand taking a picture of the victim while they sleep. check out this bedsnap See one night stand, sex, sleeping, victi..

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