Couch Patrol

What is Couch Patrol?

When a guy goes to a party and sits on the couch waiting for drunk, fat girls.

Nick: Are we gunna get crunked at the jam tonight?

Uncle James:Nah B I'm on couch patrol

Nick: You're dust!

See fat, drunk, ugly, couch, party

Brown Snout

1. the occurence of a fecal smear on ones nose after performing analingus. "Dude after licking my girls bum she totally gave me a bro..

Theodor

1. Du E Bøsta get off the damn computer, and go chase some "fuck me" girls!..

Tube-in It

1. Non-specifically looking for a good video on Youtube. Being on Youtube. "hey what are you doing" "just Tube-in It"..

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