Couch Patrol

What is Couch Patrol?


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When a guy goes to a party and sits on the couch waiting for drunk, fat girls.

Nick: Are we gunna get crunked at the jam tonight?

Uncle James:Nah B I'm on couch patrol

Nick: You're dust!

See fat, drunk, ugly, couch, party


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