Couch Patrol

What is Couch Patrol?

When a guy goes to a party and sits on the couch waiting for drunk, fat girls.

Nick: Are we gunna get crunked at the jam tonight?

Uncle James:Nah B I'm on couch patrol

Nick: You're dust!

See fat, drunk, ugly, couch, party

Xirgin

1. One who has not had sexual intercourse, but has still done other sexual acts with a partner (i.e. oral sex, hand jobs, fingering, etc.) ..

Drizzly Shits

1. A bad dose of loose bowels. The trots. Solange got a case of the drizzly shits this morning...

Zombatic

1. tired, exhausted and moving about in a mechanical sort of way. Acting like a zombie. Without my morning cup of coffee I am zombatic. S..

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