Couch Patrol

What is Couch Patrol?


1.

When a guy goes to a party and sits on the couch waiting for drunk, fat girls.

Nick: Are we gunna get crunked at the jam tonight?

Uncle James:Nah B I'm on couch patrol

Nick: You're dust!

See fat, drunk, ugly, couch, party


86

Random Words:

1. 1. Ready and willing to be taught; tactable. 2. Disposed to be taught; tractable; easily managed; as, a docile child. The elephant is ..
1. a hotel room used for women you just met...usually a cheap hotel that costs about $29/night D: Hey Yo Tony...lets get us an ol' 22..
1. Obtrusive, photo-snapping packs of roving humans on a safari or wildlife tour who disrupt the "natural wonders" they seek to e..