Couch Potato Edit Meaning

1.

a lazy person who does nothing but sit on the couch and watch television(see also sofa spud)

Please don't lie around like a couch potato. Get up and do something productive.

2.

Someone who lies on the sofa every spare moment of his/her life, watching television and normally eating.

Homer Simpson from The Simpsons

"You're such a couch potato!"

See couch potato, slob

3.

Quite simply, a potato that is on the couch

"That spud is definately a couch potato"

"You mean, as opposed to an ottoman potato?"

4.

1.(noun) cowch poh-tay-toe - a water pipe/bong designed with an angled or very low bowl and that is meant to be smoked in a laid back, relaxed position. They are longer bongs with a neck long enough to rest the bowl on your chest while you smoke and the bowl sits low enough and at a proper angle to prevent water from coming up the pipe. Also are usually meant to be lay down as their storage position, which means they are very stable and would be very difficult to tip.

2. The laziest pure glass bong you'll ever use. You have to be a lazy-ass pothead to drop a few hundred bucks on one like I did. Its great for the shit that you know you're gonna have to lie down after smoking, because you really can't spill it and you just lay it down.

3. A lazy son of a bitch that just lays down and watches TV on the couch all day and plays with himself all night in the same spot.

"Dude, my Couch Potato lets me smoke in my recliner while I'm lying back and I can just leave it sitting on my chest after I smoke it!"

"You shouldn't hit your couch potato while you get head from your girlfriend, because her head bobbing is gonna make it a motherfucker to light that bowl."

"My couch potato fits in well with my abstract art collection! I should like another!"

See couch potato, bong, water pipe, marijuana, weed, reefer, pot, smoke, herb, grass, 420, potatoe, couch, cannabis, chronic, bionic, cheech, chong, joint, stoned, baked, toke, spliff, lazy, munchies, lifted, samson, blunt, sticky, green

5.

One who watches excess amounts of television

It's beautiful outside and all you want to do is watch football. Don't be a couch potato

6.

the slang expression often assciated with ppl who watch a lot of TV. tv is made of electron tube. "couch potato" is said to refer to the potato b/c it is a tubular vegatable w/ eyes (lil blacks specks on the potato) to symbolize some1's yeys, glued to the tube...

he's a lil couch potato.

See the man

7.

A person who watches excessive amounts of television, has no job, no ambition, no goals set for his/her life, respects whores instead of engaging in sexual activity, also no reguards for ones possesion ex. vehicles, living conditions etc.

Wesley Allen is such a couch potato.