Couch Pussy

What is Couch Pussy?

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The act of getting laid by a peice of house furniture, particularly a couch. Soft billowing cushons seduce ones cock into an all out fuck frenzy.

What are you doing tonight? bro....I'm just going to hang out, play video games and get some couch pussy.....right on. bro.

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