What is Couch Pussy?
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The act of getting laid by a peice of house furniture, particularly a couch. Soft billowing cushons seduce ones cock into an all out fuck frenzy.
What are you doing tonight? bro....I'm just going to hang out, play video games and get some couch pussy.....right on. bro.
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the best kind of music ever. very loud metal. the kind that makes you feel better. napalm deathand arch enemy are good examples.
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To jack off while talking on the phone with your girlfriend, and have her not hear.
"Hey, i used the ninsassin on my gf last night..
