Couch Scabies

What is Couch Scabies?

1.

A non-harmful sexually transmitted disease obtained from having sex with your couch, in which things inside your couch become stuck to the end of a mans penis.

dude, my sofa gave me couch scabies

See std, scabies, herpes, couch
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