Couch Skiing

What is Couch Skiing?


1.

The act of a person sitting on the couch and jerking off men on each side of him/her, at the same time. The simultaneous jerking off motion resembles using ones poles to descend down a ski mountain.

Dude, Doug is such a homo. He got drunk and went couch skiing with the the two captains of the guys basketball team.

See jerk off, skiing


29

Random Words:

1. A term for a penis that has been placed into an unclean rectum and withdrawn, leaving it covered in feces and perhaps even some corn. I..
1. to mean bitch or butt head but mostly means bitch "you son of a biscit eater" See bitch, mad..
1. a substantial, explanatory annotation that provides invaluable contextual and biographical information; usually in epic poems Hey what ..