Couch Skiing

What is Couch Skiing?

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The act of a person sitting on the couch and jerking off men on each side of him/her, at the same time. The simultaneous jerking off motion resembles using ones poles to descend down a ski mountain.

Dude, Doug is such a homo. He got drunk and went couch skiing with the the two captains of the guys basketball team.

See jerk off, skiing
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