What is Couch Time?
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Something that you have lots of once you get laid off from your job.
Once benefit of this shitty economy is that I might end up having lots of couch time!
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Wow, that kid is messed up! I see a lot of couch time in his future.
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1. Time that two people in love spend on the couch talking or more likely kissing or making out.
2. Time people spend on the couch watching television or a movie.
1. John and Emily enjoy couch time on saturday nights.
2. Seth and Joe love renting movies on the weekend and getting in some couch time after working all week.
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