Couch Tomato

What is Couch Tomato?

A very sexy female television viewer;a sexy female couch potato;a "tomato" seated on a love seat or a divan or a hide-a-bed.

Dam,Wilbur! Will you take a look at Daisy Mae,watchin`television? At 38-22-36,shezza reel`COUCH TOMATO,ain`t she?

a couch potato with red hair

not only is she a couch tomato she is a firebrush.

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