What is Couch Wookie?
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A very hairy individual who lays on your couch with one hand on a beer and the other down his pants while he watches shows like "Monster Garage" and "Tech TV", all the while wondering why he doesn't have a girlfriend.
Steve, that bloody couch wookie, is eating the left over popcorn from between the cushions again.
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a slutty yet virgin stripper who seems to always reach a verdict if ya know what i mean
a real person actually
See seatbelt..
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To be in a state of not being Jill.
"Dude! You're not Jill!"
See cory, chris, jill, beef..
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A slang term for semen.
Semen ~ Sea Man ~ Oceanic, Naval Man ~ Naval Officer
Woah, girl, is that some naval officer on your shirt?
Se..