What is Couch Wookie?
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A very hairy individual who lays on your couch with one hand on a beer and the other down his pants while he watches shows like "Monster Garage" and "Tech TV", all the while wondering why he doesn't have a girlfriend.
Steve, that bloody couch wookie, is eating the left over popcorn from between the cushions again.
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Big ass mother fucking titties!!
"Damn man, those are some big knockers"
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A firm gluteus maximus.
"...knowing that he’s less likely to leave me for the Dolce & Gabbana fit model with the quarter-tight..
