What is Couche Tard?
1.
(noun) The name of the local convenience stores in Montreal and Kentucky with a winking owl displayed on the sign.
Roar, it's so scorching tonight! Let's go to Couche Tard tonight and buy some drinks to cool ourselves off. Hopefully that will reduce our swass levels.
2.
A convenient insult combining the words Douche bag, couch potato and retard. Coincidentally, also the name of a popular chain of convenience stores in Quebec, Canada.
"Is that mine?"
"No, it's his's"
"his's?!? That's not a word. You're such a couche tard"
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3.
(Couche Tard is all over Quebec...don't forget the rest of us!)
Dude, lets take a trip across the bridge to the Couche Tard and pick up a two-four!
4.
An extremely dumb or annoying person; can be shortened to simply "couche".
Stop being a couche tard!
You're such a couche.
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