Coucher Edit Meaning

1.

When a man gets in a fight with his wife/girlfriend, and has to sleep on the couch that night instead of in bed, it's considered a coucher.

Bitch: You don't do anything around here, you're a lazy sack of shit!

Man: I don't work 40 hours a week to listen to you bitch. Why don't YOU get a job?

Bitch: Fuck off.

Man: I guess tonight's a coucher...

See couch, sleeping, sleep, bed, bitch, fight

2.

It's the guy or chick that gets so bombed after a party he or she sleeps on your couch and when you wake up, that person's still there even though you didnt ask them to stay.

Last party I went to, they had a coucher and when I woek up, he stole some soda.

3.

A lazy, work eligible, teenager who refuses to work. But instead, lies around on the couch all day.

Jeff is such a coucher; why doesn't he just get a job?

or

Sallie used to earn money but now she's a coucher.

See sloth, lazy, deadbeat, industrious

4.

A person who masterbates on the couch while their room mate is home.

When Kyle walked out of his room to get a snack, he found out his roomie Ben was a Coucher.

See masturbate, jerk off, crank one out, beating your meat, spank the monkey

5.

A woman with a nice body, specifically a nice posterior, but an ugly face. The term "coucher" is derived from the idea that one would want to fuck a woman like that while she was bent over a couch, so as to avoid looking at her bad parts.

See also butterface or butter face, bag job, brown bag special, and prawn.

"I saw that girl from across the room and she looked pretty hot, but when I got closer I realized she was a total coucher."