What is Couche-tard?
1.
Anyone performing a particularly stupid activity anywhere in the province of Quebec, Canada.
Named after the convenience store "Couche-Tard," which literally translated from French means "late-bedder," so called because the stores are open until very late.
"That guy's riding his bicycle, uphill, in a snowstorm, in the middle of February. What a couche-tard!"
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2.
origins: convenience store in montreal with horny owl winking where anyone can buy cheap booze (cocconut drive, five dollar wine)
meaning: cust + douche + retard
Whoever thought that girls getting pig roasted is cool is a fucking couche-tard... unless they have an apple in their mouth.
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