Couchlocked Edit Meaning

1. Verb; The act of trying to get a 2nd knob job shortly after getting the first one. Adjective; A person who slobs a knob for a second..

1. Badass MOFO....especially when they're first names are Ashley. Doozans are really good at making sandwiches...MMMM! Did you see Do..

1. When one's pubic hair is longer than their penis. "Wow Keldon's pubes are longer than his dick" "Yeah I know,..